"Don't squeeze me... I'll fart." — Ramandeep Singh
"Don't squeeze me... I'll fart."
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388 Quotes by Ramandeep Singh
Ramandeep Singh has 388 quotes on this site.
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I like how a flightless object disappears into the deep forests of miseryy; which becomes a history, for us theorists
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No one likes to be called anything actually, that's just what we humans want; a perfect impression of ourselves by…
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I like you for you. Be yourself, not somebody else just to make me feel better.
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When life gives you nothing, make a lemon to make yourself feel better
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It's that time of the year... No, not winter. It's the time for exams, and in order to pass I…
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Time passes by quickly, and now I am 17 years old..greatt.. well it sure was a happy birthday for me…
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Taken during the new year, and wanted to wish you all on the same day, but wasn't able to upload…
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I have been longing to come up with something creative to post, but my busy schedule has kept me away…
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I heard NASA wanted to invade your thigh gap. There was a lot of space between them thighs
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My first short story, which you may find under the same title in booktracks. Do read it at your will…
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It has been a while. *Trying to be as sophisticated as possibruuu*
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Entering a state of trance is just a usual task. Listening to music does help in doing so.
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[When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's…
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What is like a smelly fart, that, although invisible is obvious? One's own faults, that are precisely As obvious as…
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Some days I feel like everyone in my world has plugged themselves into my kidney. I'm so tired. But when…
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They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says…
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The devaluation of music and what it's now deemed to be worth is laughable to me. My single costs 99…
— Vince Gill
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Cumberbatch - it sounds like a fart in a bath, doesn't it? What a fluffy old name. I can never…
— Benedict Cumberbatch
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As soon as somebody farts around me, I think it's hilarious. This is something my brothers did that now the…
— Jennifer Lawrence
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Let me see if I can put this in scientific terms: Think of autism like a fart, and vaccines are…
— Jenny McCarthy
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If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come…
— Megan Fox
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At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
— Donald Sutherland
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I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.
— Walter Matthau
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I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since Im half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees…
— Jason Bateman
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