"When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart…" — Donnie Darko
"When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face."
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20 Quotes by Donnie Darko
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First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the…
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You are such a fuckass.
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They say right when they flood the house and they tear it to shreds that...destruction is a form of creation,…
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Deus ex machina...
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Dear Roberta Sparrow, I have reached the end of your book and... there are so many things that I need…
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You want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating Twinkies and maybe go…
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The rabbit's not like us. It has no history books, no photographs, no knowledge of sorrow or regret. I mean,…
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She said that every living creature on Earth dies alone.
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Oh, please, tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?
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You're right, actually. I am pretty...I'm pretty troubled and I'm pretty confused, but I...And I'm afraid. Really, really afraid. Really…
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Well, if God controls time, then all time is pre-decided.
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Every living thing follows along a set path. And if you could see your path or channel, then you could…
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