"My farts smell like they shit their pants." — Green Monk
"My farts smell like they shit their pants."
More Farts Quotes
- They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says… — Michael Jackson
- As soon as somebody farts around me, I think it's hilarious. This is something my brothers did that now the… — Jennifer Lawrence
- If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come… — Megan Fox
- A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts — Frank Skinner
- The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that! — Jessica Simpson
- I have a playlist of farts on my phone. — Lena Headey
- I'm only interested in heavy metal when it's me who's playing it. I suppose it's a bit like smelling your… — John Entwistle
- It having been a very cold night last night I had got some cold, and so in pain by wind,… — Samuel Pepys
- Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. — John Barbirolli
- Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts. — Peter Kreeft
- So familiar are eggs to us, however, that in the eighteenth century they were referred to as cackling farts, on… — Mark Forsyth
- My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Unknown Author