My Farts Quotes
- Omfg xD soo I farted this morning.. and my mom said it was like a fart bubble.. xD cuz I farted then I went upstairs… — Patience
- My farts smell like they shit their pants. — Green Monk
- Sometimes...my farts smell like peanut butter...But I don't eat peanut butter. Then why do they smell like that?! — Shane Dawson
- My friends call me DiCaprio because my farts sound like that sound in the Inception trailer. — Nikhil Saluja