Shit Quotes

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Son, in politics you've got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad. — Lyndon B Johnson
The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof, shit detector. This is the writer's radar and all great writers have had… — Ernest Hemingway
Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep.… — Good Will Hunting
I'm still an artist. I'm never gonna do a shit movie, because I've got my modeling to support me. — Milla Jovovich
I'm going to do damage with it. I'll make sure that my work gets out. That no publisher will ever be able to tell me… — Michael Moore
What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street... It's… — Mitch Hedberg
I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad. — Lyndon B Johnson
Too much tail. All that jewelry weighs it down. Like vanity. Can't nobody fly with all that shit. Wanna fly, you got to give up… — Toni Morrison
I am ready for whatever's coming. I expect nothing but to be let down or turned away. I am alone. Goddamn. The shit hurts sometimes,… — Henry Rollins
The age demanded that we dance and jammed us into iron pants. And in the end the age was handed the sort of shit that… — Ernest Hemingway
Inch by inch , Play by Play . Till we are finished .. We are in hell right now .. Believe me . We can… — Salma Rodriguez
I know I said I was over you. Did you honestly believe me? Did you really think I could just forget everything we ever had?… — Kaylee Smicklo
I hate you fuck you asshole never speak to me again fucking done with your shit get fucked you asshole — Talyiah
Be who you know you are and do what make you happy and do what you love to do and honestly don`t give a shit… — Jnaet
She gon' learn tonight, call that shit night school. — Lil Wayne
I said some crazy shit to her like: 'what if you and I were just letters?' That be unfortunate we'd have to rob a fortune… — Lil Wayne
Straight take all yo possessions, call that shit poltergeist. And my homie he a sniper, we call him Wesley Snipes. — Lil Wayne
If I ain't have the keys to success, I would have picked the lock. Diarrhea shit don't stop until my fucking casket drop. — Lil Wayne
If there's something I've learned about life, is that it goes on..with or without you. STOP feeling sorry for yourself. Shit happens, deal with it! — Bubbles
I woke up this morning, dick rock hard, dick harder than a armadilla.' MLK would be proud of me, cause I do this shit for… — Lil Wayne

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