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- I just got a tattoo of a toilet on my chest, when I take off my shirt you better recognize that I'm the shit.
- Makeup sex: when I 'make up' some shit like, girl I still love you just so I can fuck.
- DO NOT ask her to send you a picture. Girls hate that shit. If she likes you enough she'll do it on her own.
- Shit stains are underwear's dirty little secrete.
- Walked into the restroom right after Jesus took a dump. All I can say is HOLY SHIT!
- I tried starting a career in Porn but it didn't last. That shit is some stiff competition.
- My mom at night: Goodnight my love, sweet dreams. In the morning: WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SHIT
- My favorite game is shit I lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go
- Its so annoying when you're fed up with someones shit but you dont want to start something so you have to pretend that you dont…
- Twitter really is the funniest, most addictive, non-productive shit ever.
- Helpful weight loss tip: Don't eat so much, you fat piece of shit.
- Every time I flush the toilet, I literally see my shit spiraling out of control.
- Twitters really just about tweeting dope shit and making girls you never met dream about you.
- Ladies: never trust a guy who goes to McDonalds and orders the Filet-O-Fish. Real men don't eat that shit.
- It's so important to wake up and immediately start starring shit. Stupid Twitter ruined my poo time!
- You don't understand me and never will, so don't start that shit about knowing how I feel.
- BLOODY HELL FUCKING SHIT GOD DAMNIT I RIPPED MY KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON POSTER!
- There's no place like home. Especially when we're talking about The best place to take a shit.
- Good girls wear white cotton panties Bad girls don't wear any Naughty girls don't really give a shit
- No matter how good she looks, Some other guy is sick and tired Of putting up with her shit.
- Urologists don't know shit.
- You look like shit. Is that the style now?
- I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
- Boys, Women are easy. Tell them they're pretty. Compliment some shit. Fuck them like you hate them. Easy.
- With all these shit stains, shut your ass hole doesn't offend me at all
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