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- You only talk shit when your around your friends!
- At 14, man, thought I knew everything - I'm slangin slabs, trappin hard, movin heavy Cain - I bought an '85 cutlass on some dane-a-danes…
- You kick like me, no exaggeration necessary Living revolutionary, nothin' less than legendary Gangsta shit heredity, got it from my dad Flow colder than February…
- That funny moment where that bitch who tweeted all this shit about you finds out you know and suddenly has nothing to say to your…
- Life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you have the less shit you have to eat.
- Instead of saying shit to people and denying it say it to my damn face or shut the fuck up!
- I came in hot, then I saw. As soon as I arrived then this shit popped off.
- Niggas hands in the air, bitches takin tops off. Put the chronic in the air and the shit popped off.
- I'm talkin' A-Town shit, ex lean pound bit. Chopper, fifty round clip, keep it with me, I won't slip.
- I say I'm ridin, I'm swervin, barely missing the curb. I got this bad bitch and she twerkin, hit the parking lot and we murk…
- See Tip go by, in the whip, no lie. Didn't need no wheel cause the shit so fly.
- On 24, we surfin. Rep Atlanta shit no accident we immaculate on purpose.
- When you find you can find me at the top of the list and if they ever lay me in I wont stop it for…
- You see that motivation record sound cocky as shit. Whatever fuck it, tell 'em suck a hippopotamus dick.
- I throw a hoe a Massi I dont give a shit about it. Party with me, I collect the hottest bodies as a hobby.
- Damn I'm on my own dick/ i dont see nobody blinded by my own shit/ i dont need nobody, I'm grindin out in my own…
- That akward moment your stomach growls really loudly because you have to shit but you tell people you're just hungry
- A girl breaks up wit her boyfriend and 20 minutes after the break up she see's a post on his facebook wall that says FUCK…
- There are times,I'm like a ghost.Every time my existence were lost.Sometimes I can't barely hold the pain it caused.Most of the time, I was hated…
- I will always love my kids no matter how big they get how much shit they talk ,im always going to be your moma ,you…
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- I just got a tattoo of a toilet on my chest, when I take off my shirt you better recognize that I'm… — Nikhil Saluja
- Shit stains are underwear's dirty little secrete. — Nikhil Saluja
- Walked into the restroom right after Jesus took a dump. All I can say is HOLY SHIT! — Nikhil Saluja
- I tried starting a career in Porn but it didn't last. That shit is some stiff competition. — Nikhil Saluja