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- You can't have a relationship without any fights. But you can make your relationship worth the fight.
- I notice everything, sometimes I just don't say anything.
- Don't Take It Seriously * When the DENTIST says, Open wide.
- Don't Take It Seriously * When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown?
- Don't Take It Seriously * When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots
- Don't Take It Seriously * When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back?
- Don't Take It Seriously * When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again.
- Don't Take It Seriously * When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.
- Don't Take It Seriously * When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall?
- Don't Take It Seriously * When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love it
- A bicycle can't stand alone; . . . it is two tired.
- A boiled egg is . . . hard to beat.
- A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail.
- A thief who stole a calendar . . . got twelve months.
- A will is a . . . dead giveaway.
- Acupuncture : . . . a jab well done.
- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
- Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
- I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
- I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
- Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
- I drove my expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
- I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
- I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
- Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
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- Who so loves believes the impossible. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
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