"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution." — Dan Castellaneta

"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."

— Dan Castellaneta

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45 Quotes by Dan Castellaneta

Dan Castellaneta has 45 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired…
There is no strong beer, just weak men
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such…
Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a…
After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have…
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my…
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the…
I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as…
The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions…
The Simpsons take up so little time that I'm able to do other things as well

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More Beer Quotes

This quote is filed under Beer Quotes, one of 1,136 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

High thoughts must have high language. — Aristophanes
Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered. — Wystan Hugh Auden
A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom… — Roseanne Barr
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to… — Dave Barry
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. — Dave Barry
What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially… — Dave Barry
Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? — Henry Ward Beecher
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger,… — Brendan Behan
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. — Robert Benchley
I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry. — Robert Benchley

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