All Dan Castellaneta Quotes
- Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. Beer
- Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel… Bad
- There is no strong beer, just weak men Beer
- If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English. Blame
- If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy… Bible
- Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy. Bible
- After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that. Cut
- I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm… Bad
- Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. All
- I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I went down to… Acting
- I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting. Acting
- The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions for other things besides just… Actor
- The Simpsons take up so little time that I'm able to do other things as well Able
- The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time, being a cartoon gives the writers more freedom than in… Always Pushes
- There are times when the writers ask us to improvise. Sometimes the animators are inspired by what you do, and sometimes you are inspired by… Animator
- It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge star and to be recognized... It did happen, but not… Acting
- It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided… Along
- The Simpsons can go anywhere in the world and not worry about any budgetary issues. However, even when the show has had its run, I… Any
- Operator! Give me the number for 911! Funny
- To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one… Appear