"Operator! Give me the number for 911!" — Dan Castellaneta

"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"

— Dan Castellaneta

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45 Quotes by Dan Castellaneta

Dan Castellaneta has 45 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired…
There is no strong beer, just weak men
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such…
Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a…
After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have…
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my…
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the…
I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as…
The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions…

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I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin

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