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Funny Quotes by Dan Castellaneta
- Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
- Operator! Give me the number for 911!
- If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.
- It is better to watch things then to do them.
- Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.
- Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
- It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin