"If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be……" — Dan Castellaneta
"If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo."
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45 Quotes by Dan Castellaneta
Dan Castellaneta has 45 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
- Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
- Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired…
- There is no strong beer, just weak men
- If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
- If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such…
- Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a…
- After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have…
- I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my…
- Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
- I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the…
- I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as…
- The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions…