Simpson Quotes

93 quotes by 75 authors

President Obama has offered a plan with 4 trillion dollars in debt reduction over a decade, with two and a half dollars of spending reductions… — William J. Clinton
O. J. Simpson has already received the ultimate punishment: For the rest of his life he has to associate with golfers. — George Carlin
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo. — Bobby Heenan
The average tax payer is not a big voluntary supporter of the arts. The only art that the average taxpayer buys voluntarily either has a… — Dave Barry
Ten years from now, I would like to see myself successful as a brand, like Jessica Simpson, with babies running around and a beautiful husband… — Nicole Polizzi
What I'd like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand — Nicole Polizzi
I have an immature, Homer Simpson-like tendency to giggle when I say the words 'seminal fluids' in public. — Stephenie Meyer
If (O.J. Simpson) is acquitted, I will renounce my citizenship. And if I converse with him at a cocktail party, I will say, 'Well, there… — Dick Cavett
Describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial: These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder. — Jeff Greenfield
I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay's show last night... She was really singing, and I was saying, 'Bring back the lip synch.' ...And it… — Bill Maher
It's always awkward to pretend to play. I feel like Ashlee Simpson. Oooh, zing. — Frank Iero
All I got from van Looy and his cronies was ridicule, not one piece of help or advice. They were very unfair, I was still… — Eddy Merckx
I know the pundits and the news media have carried a lot of commentary about cameras in the courtroom, and theres a lot of controversy… — Lance Ito
I watched the entire O.J. Simpson trial, and he was guilty. — Connie Willis
If OJ Simpson did not have a handgun, Nicole and Ron would still be alive today. — Bob Costas
Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose. — Helen Thomas
I believed there was enough evidence to go to trial. Grand jury said there wasnâ€™t. Okay, fine. Do I have a right to disagree with… — Al Sharpton
I was like, `Oh, my God! Ashlee Simpson`s here!` ... I was freaking out, pretending like I didn`t see her. Then Ashlee Simpson walked right… — Lauren Conrad
All of journalism is a shrinking art. So much of it is hype. The O.J. Simpson story is a landmark in the decline of journalism. — Dick Schaap
I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist. — Tara Reid

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