Simpson Quotes
93 quotes by 75 authors
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President Obama has offered a plan with 4 trillion dollars in debt reduction over a decade, with two and a half dollars of spending reductions…
— William J. Clinton
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O. J. Simpson has already received the ultimate punishment: For the rest of his life he has to associate with golfers.
— George Carlin
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
— Bobby Heenan
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The average tax payer is not a big voluntary supporter of the arts. The only art that the average taxpayer buys voluntarily either has a…
— Dave Barry
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Ten years from now, I would like to see myself successful as a brand, like Jessica Simpson, with babies running around and a beautiful husband…
— Nicole Polizzi
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What I'd like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand
— Nicole Polizzi
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I have an immature, Homer Simpson-like tendency to giggle when I say the words 'seminal fluids' in public.
— Stephenie Meyer
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If (O.J. Simpson) is acquitted, I will renounce my citizenship. And if I converse with him at a cocktail party, I will say, 'Well, there…
— Dick Cavett
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Describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial: These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
— Jeff Greenfield
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I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay's show last night... She was really singing, and I was saying, 'Bring back the lip synch.' ...And it…
— Bill Maher
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It's always awkward to pretend to play. I feel like Ashlee Simpson. Oooh, zing.
— Frank Iero
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All I got from van Looy and his cronies was ridicule, not one piece of help or advice. They were very unfair, I was still…
— Eddy Merckx
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I know the pundits and the news media have carried a lot of commentary about cameras in the courtroom, and theres a lot of controversy…
— Lance Ito
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I watched the entire O.J. Simpson trial, and he was guilty.
— Connie Willis
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If OJ Simpson did not have a handgun, Nicole and Ron would still be alive today.
— Bob Costas
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Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose.
— Helen Thomas
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I believed there was enough evidence to go to trial. Grand jury said there wasn’t. Okay, fine. Do I have a right to disagree with…
— Al Sharpton
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I was like, `Oh, my God! Ashlee Simpson`s here!` ... I was freaking out, pretending like I didn`t see her. Then Ashlee Simpson walked right…
— Lauren Conrad
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All of journalism is a shrinking art. So much of it is hype. The O.J. Simpson story is a landmark in the decline of journalism.
— Dick Schaap
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I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.
— Tara Reid
Who Wrote These Simpson Quotes
75 authors contributed a total of 93 Simpson Quotes, led by these top contributors: