Simpson Quotes

93 quotes by 75 authors

All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet! — Jessica Simpson
I love Jessica Simpson. I love her voice. She's amazing. — Britney Spears
I always enjoy conversation more if there is some substance to it - which is a just incredibly hilarious thing for me to say because… — Joss Whedon
There's no question that O.J. Simpson had been a substitute white man in America. He had gained honorary white status. He was not viewed by… — Michael Eric Dyson
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson — Matt Groening
Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy… — Matt Groening
I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson — Matt Groening
You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson) — Matt Groening
This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson — Matt Groening
You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." Homer Simpson — Matt Groening
I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth." Homer Simpson — Matt Groening
Calpurnia evidently remembered a rainy Sunday when we were both fatherless and teacherless. Let to its own devices, the class tied Eunice Ann Simpson to… — Harper Lee
When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson) — Matt Groening
There are also the people too bizarre to ignore, like Kyle Simpson. Future male stripper. — Jay Asher
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson — Matt Groening
Never! Never, Marge. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure,… — Matt Groening
It is true that from a behavioral economics perspective we are fallible, easily confused, not that smart, and often irrational. We are more like Homer… — Dan Ariely
I think the O.J. Simpson case conjured all the paranoia, the racial anxiety, but also the racial fatigue that America has endured over the last… — Michael Eric Dyson
I love talking to interesting people - people like O.J. Simpson, Andretti... I love champions. A champion has something special about him. — Kirk Douglas
After the Simpson trial, after all the bad things Cochran was claiming, I became the most investigated officer in the history of the LAPD. — Mark Fuhrman

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