Simpson Quotes

93 quotes by 75 authors

I got a lot of bitches, they got a lot of feelings but I got that green on my eyes and that aint no Donnie… — Wale
Bankhead, Simpson Road this Atlanta bitch. So fly, so gangsta but it's glamorous. — Unknown Author
Abs are overrated anyway...What u know about this Bart Simpson body? — Bruno Mars
When Jersey Shore ends I'm going to do more spinoffs. If MTV doesn't want them, another network will be, like, 'What does Snooki do now?'… — Snooki
I don't want to cost jobs. My priority is jobs. And so what I do is I bring down the tax rates, lower deductions and… — Mitt Romney
The way we do it is $2.50 for every cut, we ask for $1 of additional revenue, paid for, as I indicated earlier, by asking… — Barack Obama
The November issue of Playboy magazine will feature Marge Simpson on the cover. So I guess we'll finally find out if the beehive matches the… — Seth Meyers
Ill always be childish, call me Maggie Simpson. Run the track like my tongues an Olympian. Ive always been this good, you just werent listening. — Childish Gambino
That's the way blacks have been encouraged to think: that we got to stick together. You've got a situation today where if a black person… — J C Watts
Baby you light up my world like nobody else.-Cody Simpson- — Cody Simpson
Look what I drew, well graphed..it's Marge from the Simpson ;) — Littleme
Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would say, 'Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running,… — Nikhil Saluja
When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong and when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is wrong. - Homer… — The Simpsons

Who Wrote These Simpson Quotes

75 authors contributed a total of 93 Simpson Quotes, led by these top contributors: