"Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson……" — Helen Thomas
"Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose."
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69 Quotes by Helen Thomas
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We got the vote, which we should've been born with, in 1920. Everything we've had to struggle for it's ridiculous.
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I never thought about heaven per se. I think when you're dead, you're dead. If anything happens after that, you…
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We are owned by propagandists against the Arabs. There's no question about that. Congress, the White House, and Hollywood, Wall…
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If we lose our title of "land of the free," what have we got?
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Don't let the politicians chip away at the New Deal and the Great Society programs like Social Security and Medicare,…
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I deeply regret my comments I made last week regarding the Israelis and the Palestinians. They do not reflect my…
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I've always felt privileged to cover the White House and to have that ringside seat to history
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The presidential news conference is indispensable because it is the only forum in our society where you can be questioned…
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I'll tell you how I handle stress. I say-This too shall pass. You've got to try to stay cool and…
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When you're in the news business, you always expect the unexpected.
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Life is too short to drink the house wine.
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American journalism's crazy old aunt in the attic.
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