"Simpson, Homer Simpson/ He's the greatest guy in……" — Homer
"Simpson, Homer Simpson/ He's the greatest guy in history/ From the/ Town of Springfield/ He's about to hit a chestnut tree."
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410 Quotes by Homer
Homer has 410 quotes on this site.
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Oh, my tattered rags are caught on your coffee table.
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Young people are thoughtless as a rule.
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How prone to doubt, how cautious are the wise!
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Better to flee from death than feel its grip.
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Better to live or die, once and for all, than die by inches.
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By Jove the stranger and the poor are sent, and what to those we give, to Jove is lent.
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It never was our guise to slight the poor, or aught humane despise.
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Who love too much, hate in the like extreme.
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For love deceives the best of woman kind.
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The fates have given mankind a patient soul.
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Light is the task where many share the toil.
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Men grow tired of sleep, love, singing and dancing sooner than of war.
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More Chestnut Quotes
This quote is filed under Chestnut Quotes,
one of 28 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Here may I live what life I please, Married and buried out of sight, - Married to pleasure and buried…
— Violet Fane
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For each of us as women, there is a dark place within, where hidden and growing our true spirit rises,…
— Audre Lorde
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I once painted a concert singer and on the chestnut frame I carved the opening bars of Mendelssohn's Rest in…
— Thomas Eakins
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Under the spreading chestnut tree The village smithy stands; The smith, a mighty man is he, With large and sinewy…
— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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Labor is blossoming or dancing where The body is not bruised to pleasure soul, Nor beauty born out of its…
— William Butler Yeats
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I could not help reflecting that the bullet which had struck the chestnut [horse] had certainly passed within a foot…
— Winston Churchill
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This is what you do on your very first day in Paris. You get yourself, not a drizzle, but some…
— Audrey Hepburn
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I was walking late one night along a tree-lined path; a chestnut fell at my feet. The noise it made…
— Emile M. Cioran
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If you dry the chestnut, both the barks being taken away, beat them into powder and make the powder up…
— Nicholas Culpeper
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Under a spreading chestnut-tree The village smithy stands; The smith, a mighty man is he, With large and sinewy hands;…
— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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Chestnut brown canary, ruby throated sparrow, sing a song, don't be long, thrill me to the marrow.
— Sidney Crosby
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For luck you carried a horse chestnut and a rabbit?s foot in your right pocket. The fur had been worn…
— Ernest Hemingway
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