Homer Simpson Quotes

16 quotes by 9 authors

I have an immature, Homer Simpson-like tendency to giggle when I say the words 'seminal fluids' in public. — Stephenie Meyer
Once we know that people are human and have some Homer Simpson in them, then there's a lot that can be done to manipulate them. — Cass Sunstein
If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo. — Dan Castellaneta
Simpson, Homer Simpson/ He's the greatest guy in history/ From the/ Town of Springfield/ He's about to hit a chestnut tree. — Homer
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson — Matt Groening
I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson — Matt Groening
This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson — Matt Groening
You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." Homer Simpson — Matt Groening
I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth." Homer Simpson — Matt Groening
When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson) — Matt Groening
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson — Matt Groening
Never! Never, Marge. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure,… — Matt Groening
It is true that from a behavioral economics perspective we are fallible, easily confused, not that smart, and often irrational. We are more like Homer… — Dan Ariely
"Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't,… — Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick in the kididdlehopper! — Ned Flanders
When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong and when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is wrong. - Homer… — The Simpsons

Who Wrote These Homer Simpson Quotes

9 authors contributed a total of 16 Homer Simpson Quotes as follows: