Homer Simpson Quotes
16 quotes by 9 authors
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I have an immature, Homer Simpson-like tendency to giggle when I say the words 'seminal fluids' in public.
— Stephenie Meyer
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Once we know that people are human and have some Homer Simpson in them, then there's a lot that can be done to manipulate them.
— Cass Sunstein
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If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.
— Dan Castellaneta
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Simpson, Homer Simpson/ He's the greatest guy in history/ From the/ Town of Springfield/ He's about to hit a chestnut tree.
— Homer
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson
— Matt Groening
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I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson
— Matt Groening
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This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson
— Matt Groening
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You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." Homer Simpson
— Matt Groening
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I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth." Homer Simpson
— Matt Groening
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When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)
— Matt Groening
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I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson
— Matt Groening
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Never! Never, Marge. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure,…
— Matt Groening
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It is true that from a behavioral economics perspective we are fallible, easily confused, not that smart, and often irrational. We are more like Homer…
— Dan Ariely
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"Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't,…
— Homer Simpson
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Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick in the kididdlehopper!
— Ned Flanders
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When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong and when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is wrong. - Homer…
— The Simpsons
Who Wrote These Homer Simpson Quotes
9 authors contributed a total of 16 Homer Simpson Quotes as follows: