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Dan Castellaneta has 51 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
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Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making…
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There is no strong beer, just weak men
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If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
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If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot…
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Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except…
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After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut…
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I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing…
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Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I…
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I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.
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The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions for other…
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I have an immature, Homer Simpson-like tendency to giggle when I say the words 'seminal fluids' in public.
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Once we know that people are human and have some Homer Simpson in them, then there's a lot that can be done…
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If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.
— Dan Castellaneta
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Simpson, Homer Simpson/ He's the greatest guy in history/ From the/ Town of Springfield/ He's about to hit a chestnut tree.
— Homer
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson
— Matt Groening
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I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson
— Matt Groening
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This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson
— Matt Groening
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You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." Homer Simpson
— Matt Groening
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I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth." Homer Simpson
— Matt Groening
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When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)
— Matt Groening
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I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson
— Matt Groening
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Never! Never, Marge. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the…
— Matt Groening
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