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- I have an immature, Homer Simpson-like tendency to giggle when I say the words 'seminal fluids' in public. — Stephenie Meyer
- Once we know that people are human and have some Homer Simpson in them, then there's a lot that can be done… — Cass Sunstein
- If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo. — Dan Castellaneta
- Simpson, Homer Simpson/ He's the greatest guy in history/ From the/ Town of Springfield/ He's about to hit a chestnut tree. — Homer
- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson — Matt Groening
- I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson — Matt Groening
- This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson — Matt Groening
- You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." Homer Simpson — Matt Groening
- I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth." Homer Simpson — Matt Groening
- When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson) — Matt Groening
- I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson — Matt Groening
- Never! Never, Marge. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the… — Matt Groening