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- Because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything.
- I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!
- And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.
- When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman…
- You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
- You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car!
- Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden.
- I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.
- When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something.
- It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
- I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is -- and it's me.
- If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.
- I'm not gay, but I'll learn...
- Trying is the first step toward failure.
- It is not right to glory in the slain
- Dreams are sent by God.
- It is not good to have a rule of many.
- And would'st thou evil for his good repay?
- I war not with the dead.
- I can't even say the word 'titmouse' without giggling like a schoolgirl.
- But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!
- Whoever obeys the gods, to him they particularly listen.
- Boy, those Germans have a word for everything!
- The Simpsons are going to Delaware!
- I don't know how much longer I can complain.
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