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- If someone is making a judgment when they don't have firsthand experience, it's intolerant. How can you make a judgment on something you don't know…
- I did that Grammys thing - I did a little freeform poem.
- The French are so into themselves that they don't even notice you.
- U2's best work has always been when we didn't know what we're doing.
- A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time…
- Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
- You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.
- I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door.
- What one beholds of a woman is the least part of her.
- If all you can do is crawl, start crawling.
- We carry inside us the wonders we seek outside us.
- You will go most safely in the middle.
- The cause is hidden; the effect is visible to all.
- ...one cannot lodge in if.
- Revile those who flatter you.
- A woman is always buying something.
- You niggas so-so like a seamstress.
- We can admire what we see, but we can only love what we truly know.
- Whoever acts with respect will get respect.
- Better a loving single-parent family than a 'conventional' family where the parents hate each other and the father is a demagogue.
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