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- In Sussex Drive, Linda Svendsen takes us deep behind the lines of Ottawa’s politics, polls and pomp, and into the lives of Canada’s two most…
- Once comics become your life, you have to make decisions on what you spend your time on.
- I read to be alone. I read so as not to be alone.
- All things in the fulness of time
- It's a very appropriate show to be doing around Halloween because it's very dark and mysterious. There are some great chorus scenes and some dark…
- Tell the truth, even if they do look at you funny.
- If I got a missed call, there wasn't money involved
- We all take leave of our senses, from time to time. . . . .
- Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't…
- Always be shorter than anybody dared to hope.
- How could they possibly be Japanese planes?
- There are those who've been hacked by the Chinese and those who don't know they've been hacked by the Chinese.
- There is no one left, none but all of us.
- I'd very much like to be Ava Gardner. She IS sex.
- When you listen, it's amazing what you can learn. When you act on what you've learned, it's amazing what you can change.
- Surely if we have learned anything from the history of morals it is that the thing to do with a moral quandary is not to…
- My boss at Christmas was a lot of fun: "I want you to look in your pay envelopes and you'll know that I keep the…
- The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
- C'est pas de l'alpinisme, ça, c'est la guerre.
- The whole stage was only for me. It was so cool.
- Beauty is the love that we devote to an object.
- The Yankees are only interested in one thing, and I have no idea what that is.
- I had never been to second base.
- Truth - there's no such thing.
- You only find complete unanimity in a cemetary.
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