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- I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.
- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
- I can sympathize with everything, except suffering.
- History is merely gossip
- Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that, when I ask…
- The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years.
- Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.
- Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them?
- Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.
- However, it is always nice to be expected, and not to arrive.
- I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures.
- I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot.
- The English have a miraculous power of turning wine into water.
- Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.
- He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about.
- You know what a woman's curiosity is.
- Prayer must never be answered: if it is, it ceases to be prayer and becomes correspondence.
- Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.
- Genius is born-not paid
- When a man does exactly what a woman expects him to do she doesn't think much of him. One should always do what a woman…
- Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure!
- It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing
- Men become old, but they never become good.
- Placerea este testul naturii, semnul ei aprobator
- Love will fly if held too lightly Love will die if held too tightly . . .
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