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- Books will always be there for you.
- I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass.
- If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.
- Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers; we get Aquatruck.
- Love makes you a liar.
- I figured all your classes were stuff like Slaughter 101 and Beheading for Beginners." Jace flipped a page. "Very funny, Fray.
- You're an idiot." "I've never claimed to be otherwise.
- That sounds terrific, thought Cary, just you, your comatose wife your shell-shocked son, and your daughter who hates your guts. Not to mention that your…
- It's not funny, Jace," Alec interrupted, starting to his feet. "Are you just going to let her stand there and call me names?" "Yes," Jace…
- The funny thing about mundies is how obsessed with magic they are for a bunch of people who don't even know what the word means.
- Raphael snapped, "This isn't funny." "That's why no one's laughing." Jace stood, hauling Raphael upright, jamming the tip of his knife between Raphael's shoulder blades.
- He'll come back," Simon said again. "For you.
- It wasn't enough, not nearly enough, but it was all there was.
- Family is more than blood
- Pain is only what you allow it to be
- Everyone has choices to make; no one has the right to take those choices away from us. Not even out of love.
- Glory?....Glory belongs to God alone.
- Are you going to wolf out and eat me now?" "Certainly not, you'd be stringy and hard to digest." "But kosher." "I'll be sure to…
- Only the very weak-minded refuse to be influenced by literature and poetry.
- Unless there was a reason for me to stay.
- You behave as if everything is funny to you, but you never laugh. Sometimes you smile when you think no one is paying attention.
- And of course you wouldn't be going alone,' Will said impatiently. 'I would go with you. I wouldn't let anything happen to you.
- I'm not going to be at all pleased if you've blinded me, Henry.
- It is as great a thing to love as it is to be loved. Love is not something that can be wasted.
- Hello, hello.” Magnus swept toward them..."Alec, my darling, Clary. And rat-boy." He swept a bow toward Simon, who looked annoyed. "To what do I owe…
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