"If you were half as funny as you……" — Cassandra Clare

"If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now."

— Cassandra Clare

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2,100 Quotes by Cassandra Clare

Cassandra Clare has 2,100 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Creating characters is like throwing together ingredients for a recipe. I take characteristics I like and dislike in real people…
We live and breathe words. .... It was books that made me feel that perhaps I was not completely alone.…
So I lied to you last night. I said I just wanted one night with you. But I want every…
You know men. We have delicate egos.
Heroes aren't always the ones who win. They're the ones who lose, sometimes. But they keep fighting, they keep coming…
Weapons, when they break and are mended, can be stronger at the mended places. Perhaps hearts are the same.
One must always be careful of books,
Perfect heroines, like perfect heroes, aren't relatable, and if you can't put yourself in the protagonist's shoes, not only will…
If people ever look down upon you for crying for fictional characters, you should give them a gentle, pitying look…
We are all the pieces of what we remember. We hold in ourselves the hopes and fears of those who…
I'm not a man. I have no male pride for you to trick me with, and I am not interested…
You're a reader as well as a writer, so write what you'd want to read.

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