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- One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out
- I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday
- I am sure I have a defective iphone, I keep pressing the home button and Im still at work
- I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something
- Girls work on their looks but not their minds bcoz they know boys are stupid, not blind
- Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me
- My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her. According to her lawyer, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend
- I woke at wrong side of facebook, today is going to be such a drag
- My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film
- Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
- I dont usually sleep enough, but when I do, its still not enough
- My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it
- Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up
- I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying
- No matter how hard I try, I just never seem to run out of bad ideas
- My 2017 resolution is to stop thinking so much about the future
- Dear Vegetarians, Thanks for saving the good food for us
- Instead of finding the right man, concentrate on becoming a right woman
- The difference between being anonymous and being fake is similar to between hiding the truth and telling a lie
- Some people come into your life to make you fall in love with songs you had no idea existed
- I am not feeling lazy actually, I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing
- I am not lazy I am on battery saving mode
- Im the person that the more you complain about me, the harder Ill try to annoy you
- Sometimes the only one who can appreciate you, is you
- Im not getting older, Im just becoming a classic
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