Hussein Nishah Quotes
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I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them
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One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out
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I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday
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I am sure I have a defective iphone, I keep pressing the home button and Im still at work
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I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something
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Girls work on their looks but not their minds bcoz they know boys are stupid, not blind
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Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me
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Change your life today, don't gamble on your life
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My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her. According to her lawyer, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend
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I woke at wrong side of facebook, today is going to be such a drag
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My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film
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Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
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I dont usually sleep enough, but when I do, its still not enough
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My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it
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Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up
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I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying
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No matter how hard I try, I just never seem to run out of bad ideas
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My 2017 resolution is to stop thinking so much about the future
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Dear Vegetarians, Thanks for saving the good food for us
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Instead of finding the right man, concentrate on becoming a right woman
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