Best Hussein Nishah Quotes
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Sometimes the only one who can appreciate you, is you
Appreciate
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Im not getting older, Im just becoming a classic
Becoming
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I may be old enough to know better, but I am STILL young enough to DO IT
Attitude
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When youre good, youre good, when youre awesome youre me
Awesome
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
Funny
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That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink
Another Dish
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Doctors finally figured out whats wrong with a boys brain; on the left side, theres nothing right; and on the right side, theres nothing left
Boys
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Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition.
Cheat
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One day, Im gonna make the onions cry
Cry
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Where there is a will, there are 100 relatives
Funny
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Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes
Cool
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Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters
Collect
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For every girl without a guy, there`s a guy without a girl
Every Girl
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I follow the quote, Always be true to yourself because I only lie to others
Follow
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You`re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone
Beautiful
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I posted on your wall. No, not Facebook, look at the side of your house
Facebook
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Money doesn`t bring happiness, but shopping does
Bring
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I`m not single. I`m in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom
Freedom
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Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship and she is beautiful
Beautiful
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
Appearance
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Never argue with an idiot. People watching won't be able to tell the difference
Able
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You're not fat, you're just.. easier to see
Easier
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The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza
Asked
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Life would be much easier if mosquitoes sucked, tension instead of blood
Amazing Life
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I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice
Four
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