Facebook Quotes

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Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are to actually go out.… — Dave Attell
If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
I deliberately keep myself apart from a lot of stuff; I don't Tweet, I don't do Facebook, I don't blog, and that's largely because I… — Iain Banks
I actually regard Facebook as a huge bore, but I cannot refrain from participating in it. I guess I crave the feeling of hope it… — Roseanne Barr
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. — Joey Adams
Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. — Josh Billings
You're on Facebook, and these people seem to have endless lives. I don't have time to live my life, let alone tell you what I'm… — Lewis Black
Facebook are an amazing team, a brilliant team. It's a technology that brings people together. — Bono
When I first came out there was no such thing as Twitter or Facebook. And the blogs! Like, what is that? — Christina Aguilera
All of the people who are using their BlackBerries or their iPhones, Facebook, all of the people who are sitting in cafes and hotels rooms… — Tony Abbott
Who so loves believes the impossible. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself. — Leo Buscaglia
A man is known by the company his mind keeps. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? — George Carlin
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. — Truman Capote
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. — George Carlin
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. — George Carlin
I personally never got the gist of Facebook and Twitter. — Helena Bonham Carter

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