Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

Facebook was founded on February 4, 2004. On February 5, we were feeling pretty confident, even from observing the first few hours of usage. Students… — Dustin Moskovitz
Facebook is the novel we are all writing — Katie Roiphe
Facebook Fan Pages are email newsletters with smaller pictures. — Jay Baer
Step back from your Facebook Wall for a moment: Doesn't it, suddenly, look a little ridiculous? Your life in this format? — Zadie Smith
I've got my laptop, but it troubles me in many ways. I don't have Twitter or Facebook or anything like that. It ruins a romantic… — Laura Marling
Because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything. — Homer
You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button. — Homer
You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car! — Homer
Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden. — Homer
I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are. — Homer
When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something. — Homer
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day. — Homer
Trying is the first step toward failure. — Homer
Pakistan tries mentally challenged girl of blasphemy against the Holy Book. India arrests kids for posts on Facebook. Morbid competition? — Kabir Bedi
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go. — Kingsley Amis
If I learned one thing working at Facebook: If users are trying to use your app in a certain way, get out of their way… — Dave Morin
We won't allow the people to be devoured by YouTube, Facebook or others — Recep Tayyip Erdogan
We will not leave this nation at the mercy of YouTube and Facebook — Recep Tayyip Erdogan
I cannot understand how sensible people still defend Facebook, YouTube and Twitter — Recep Tayyip Erdogan
If Twitter, Youtube & Facebook will be honest; if they'll stop being so immoral, stop attacking families, we'll support them — Recep Tayyip Erdogan

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