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Facebook Quotes by Ritu Ghatourey
- Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare At people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.
- Keep your facebook friends close and your likes closer..
- Looking back on your old Facebook pictures and thinking What the hell was I doing.
- Facebook is our past. BBM/WhatsApp is our present. Unemployment is our future
- Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
- If Facebook ever makes it so someone can see how many times you've viewed their profile, we're all screwed.
- Some people need to realize that Facebook is a social network, not a diary.
- You delete someone off your Facebook because they never talk to you, never comment or like your status and everything, they just never say shit,…
- I'm here on facebook because my family is on twitter..... :P
- Women listen to music because they are in love. Men listen to music because they want to fall in love.
- I love the ones who are in my life and make it amazing. I also love the ones who left my life and made it…
- Your crush comes online. You: omg omg omg his online ahh :) *you chat him* Hi Facebook: This person is offline you can send him…
- That awkward moment someones comment on your Facebook status has more likes than the actual status.
- I used to sleep at night, but then I found facebook
- Being human, we are imperfect.That's why we need each other.To catch each other when we falter.To encourage each other when we lose heart. Some may…
- It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
- Me without you would be like Facebook without friends, YouTube without videos And Google with no results...
- Dear Facebook, Please stop asking me what's on my mind. I'm gonna get myself in trouble if I keep spilling my guts to you.
- Girl: Why's my name your Facebook status every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me whats on my mind? and honestly its always you.
- A teenager's Facebook update: Internet was not working last night, spent time with family.. they seem to be nice people...
- All of our dreams can come true if we learn to log out of Facebook at Night and go to sleep!
- After facebook everyone have there best birthdays all most every year
- On Facebook a girl may not reply to your hi but she'll definitely reply to your compliments!..
- Facebook Teaches us that doctors are of no use, you just have to like and share a picture to save people's life..!
More Facebook Quotes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are to… — Dave Attell
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- I deliberately keep myself apart from a lot of stuff; I don't Tweet, I don't do Facebook, I don't blog, and that's… — Iain Banks
- I actually regard Facebook as a huge bore, but I cannot refrain from participating in it. I guess I crave the feeling… — Roseanne Barr
- Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. — Joey Adams
- Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett
- Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. — Josh Billings
- You're on Facebook, and these people seem to have endless lives. I don't have time to live my life, let alone tell… — Lewis Black
- Facebook are an amazing team, a brilliant team. It's a technology that brings people together. — Bono
- When I first came out there was no such thing as Twitter or Facebook. And the blogs! Like, what is that? — Christina Aguilera
- All of the people who are using their BlackBerries or their iPhones, Facebook, all of the people who are sitting in cafes… — Tony Abbott