Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

We didnâ€™t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldnâ€™t waste an afternoon on it — Betty White
I really have to thank Facebook ... I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to… — Betty White
The Yankees' Facebook page was hacked. The hacker was immediately purchased and signed to a 5 year contract with the Yankees. — Stephen Colbert
I text my girlfriends. I look at Facebook. I check my e-mail. If I'm away from the news cycle more than a few hours, I… — Leelee Sobieski
A student at the University of Wisconsin in Madison spent 90 days technology free. He went without a cell phone, Facebook, Twitter, or any social… — Jay Leno
I was shooting a scene in my new film, No Strings Attached, in which I say to Natalie Portman, â€œIf you miss me. you canâ€™t… — Ashton Kutcher
Itâ€™s the age of celebrity. Itâ€™s the age of social media. But for we old school girls who donâ€™t want to show up at every… — Gina Torres
It's lame when I'm hanging out with my friends and they're so busy taking pictures to put on Facebook, instead of enjoying what they're doing.… — Miley Cyrus
I'm such a grandma. I don't tweet; I don't have a Facebook page. — Kathryn Hahn
You could have a zillion Facebook followers. Those people don't buy records. It's about a hundred to one...Record companies, they don't have any money so… — Billy Corgan
Facebook was founded on February 4, 2004. On February 5, we were feeling pretty confident, even from observing the first few hours of usage. Students… — Dustin Moskovitz
Facebook is the novel we are all writing — Katie Roiphe
Facebook Fan Pages are email newsletters with smaller pictures. — Jay Baer
Step back from your Facebook Wall for a moment: Doesn't it, suddenly, look a little ridiculous? Your life in this format? — Zadie Smith
I've got my laptop, but it troubles me in many ways. I don't have Twitter or Facebook or anything like that. It ruins a romantic… — Laura Marling
Because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything. — Homer
You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button. — Homer
You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car! — Homer
Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden. — Homer
I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are. — Homer
When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something. — Homer
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day. — Homer
Trying is the first step toward failure. — Homer
Pakistan tries mentally challenged girl of blasphemy against the Holy Book. India arrests kids for posts on Facebook. Morbid competition? — Kabir Bedi
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go. — Kingsley Amis

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