"The Yankees' Facebook page was hacked. The hacker……" — Stephen Colbert
"The Yankees' Facebook page was hacked. The hacker was immediately purchased and signed to a 5 year contract with the Yankees."
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321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert has 321 quotes on this site.
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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More Contract Quotes
This quote is filed under Contract Quotes,
one of 526 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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The last true punk band to get a major label contract was The Dickies.
— Jello Biafra
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It hurts a lot when you cannot really comprehend what a person is saying in a meeting, or you don't…
— Mary J. Blige
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Nowadays, in the contract that actors sign, you have to agree that you're going to do a certain amount of…
— Jeff Bridges
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A friend told me about the casting notice for 'Queer Eye.' I was in Chicago and I had a contract…
— Ted Allen
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We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and the first prize was a recording contract and we…
— Tommy Chong
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When I first came to New York I was a dancer, and a French record label offered me a recording…
— Madonna Ciccone
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The Conservative Party is not honouring the commitment to Lords reform and, as a result, part of our contract has…
— Nick Clegg
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My mother encouraged me to be artistic. It was written in a contract at an early age that I would…
— Kurt Cobain
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When you accept a role in a pilot, you automatically sign up for five years. You think it's scary to…
— Jennifer Aniston
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I had to get back to work. NBC has me under contract. The baby and I only have a verbal…
— Tina Fey
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Just give a drum roll, announce my name & I come out & sing. I have a contract that says…
— Tony Bennett
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When you authorised Congress to borrow money, and to contract debts, for carrying on the late war, you could not…
— Unknown Author
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