"Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely……" — Stephen Colbert
"Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails."
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321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert has 321 quotes on this site.
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally,…
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More Dr Quotes
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one of 574 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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When I was growing up, Dr. Seuss was really my favorite. There was something about the lyrical nature and the…
— Tim Burton
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Back 12 years ago, when Dr. Mathews was president here, we had a plan that when I got ready to…
— Bear Bryant
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Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid,…
— Jim Carrey
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I can't do coffee, but I can do Dr. Pepper.
— Cher
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You can't watch 'Dr. Strangelove' with commercials. That would be sacrilegious.
— Les Claypool
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One day after laying a wreath at the tomb of Martin Luther King Jr., President Bush appoints a federal judge…
— Hillary Clinton
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My father has a pragmatic mind. He marched with Dr. King in the '60s, and he's very much for women's…
— Tori Amos
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My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I…
— Stephen King
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As Dr. King said, an injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. It is that creed of the civil…
— Steven Horsford
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"Dr. Munro, sir," said he, "I am a walking museum. You could fit what ISN'T the matter with me on…
— Arthur Conan Doyle
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I was so inspired by Dr. King that in 1956 with my brothers and sisters and first cousins, I was…
— John Lewis
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Dr. King didn't get famous giving a speech that said,"I have a complaint."
— Van Jones
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