"If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor,……" — Stephen Colbert
"If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble."
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321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert has 321 quotes on this site.
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally,…
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If we don't somehow stem the tide of childhood obesity, we're going to have a huge problem.
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I had a huge advantage when I started 50 years ago - my job was secure. I didn't have to…
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Our problem right now is that we're so specialized that if the lights go out, there are a huge number…
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There's no lack of writers writing novels in America, about America. Therefore, it seems to me it would be wasteful…
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I'd rather have huge success and huge failures than travel in the middle of the road.
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Men go abroad to wonder at the heights of mountains, at the huge waves of the sea, at the long…
— Saint Augustine
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There's huge, massive mother ships going up to the Yukon. They've been filmed and are on video.
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One of the factors a country's economy depends on is human capital. If you don't provide women with adequate access…
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I'm a huge freak, and always have been. I spent the first part of my life trying really desperately not…
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I actually regard Facebook as a huge bore, but I cannot refrain from participating in it. I guess I crave…
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