"If one has no sense of humor, one…" — Betty White
"If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble."
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115 Quotes by Betty White
Betty White has 115 quotes on this site.
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Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.
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I think everybody needs a passion. Whether it's one passion or a hundred, that's what keep life interesting.
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I don't know people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't…
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I didn't know I was a gay icon. I get a lot of mail - but I don't get many…
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Throughout my career, I've always portrayed characters that were humorous, but also weren't afraid to speak their minds, especially when…
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Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts.
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You gotta use everything you possibly can!
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I've always liked older men. They're just more attractive to me. Of course, at my age there aren't that many…
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I always tape my Christmas show in advance. That way I can spend the season of joy and goodwill with…
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Snow always inspires such awe in me. Just consider one tiny snowflake alone, so delicate, so fragile, so ethereal. And…
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Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment
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Literally it’s the precise moment when dog doo turns white, but in general it refers to the type of person…
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More Humor Quotes
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one of 3,280 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
— Aristotle
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Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach.
— Aristotle
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Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
— Aristotle
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Wit is educated insolence.
— Aristotle
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In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous.
— Aristotle
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The secret to humor is surprise.
— Aristotle
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
— Aristotle
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One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about…
— J. J. Abrams
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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
— Isaac Asimov
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'
— Isaac Asimov
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Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
— Francis of Assisi
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The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.
— Jane Austen
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