Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

Love is, above all, the gift of oneself. — Jean Anouilh
I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade. — George Carlin
If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side? — George Carlin
If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one — George Gobel
When you're happy you enjoy the music, but when you're sad you understand the lyrics. — Frank Ocean
I like Facebook. There many of my quotes will be known — Salvador Dali
Apple is our mentor, Facebook is our enemy. — Dick Costolo
Arguments out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable. — Joseph Addison
With the advent of Twitter and Facebook and other social networking sites, genuine privacy can only be found by renting a private villa for a… — Robert Powell
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. — Jay McInerney
It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that. — Andy Borowitz
We've Tweeted him, we've stalked him [on] Facebook. We thought because he was so into volleyball he would have got back to us. But no… — April Ross
My two daughters live on Facebook, and social media is their mode of communication. — Tony Goldwyn
I'm not a facebook status you don't have to like me. — Wiz Khalifa
My take away here is to not make assumptions when analyzing data. It might be safe to assume you Facebook page will produce more results… — Charles Caleb Colton
Twitter, Facebook, Google + are the trifecta of marketing for authors (and bloggers). — Guy Kawasaki
Whether it's Facebook or Google or the other companies, that basic principle that users should be able to see and control information about them that… — Eli Pariser
Bloody Facebook- and to think I'd enjoyed The Social Network. Clearly Mark Zuckerberg was the devil. — Lindsey Kelk
Turn off your cell phone. Honestly, if you want to get work done, you’ve got to learn to unplug. No texting, no email, no Facebook,… — Nathan Englander
Being listed by Facebook was like being recognized by a global economic superpower. It has enormous impact. — Unknown Author
I believe that, not only in chess, but in life in general, people place too much stock in ratings – they pay attention to which… — Boris Gelfand
We live in a society of social networks, with Twitter pages and Facebook, and that’s fine, but we have contact with our work associates, our… — Brady Quinn
I hate to say I'm a Cinderfella, but I've been watching the Globes since I was an embryo. I got a Facebook message from an… — Chris Colfer
Promoting his new book, President Bush visited the headquarters of Facebook. Unfortunately, he spent the whole visit on Farmville, clearing brush. — Conan O'Brien
Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment — Betty White

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