Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

If I have the power to post 'Happy Birthday' on someone's Facebook page and make them feel really good, it feels really good to make… — Rebecca Mader
Why do people deserve a penny when they update their Facebook status? Because they'll spend some of it on you. — Jaron Lanier
I don't believe that employers should have access to an employee's private passwords, including Facebook. — Larry Bucshon
Today, all our wives and husbands have Blackberries or iPhones or Android devices or whatever-the progeny of those original 950 and 957 models that put… — Ian Bogost
The greatest thing about #‎ Facebook , is that you can quote something and totally make up the source. — William Shakespeare
As social media is less about technology and more about relationship building, we are starting to see more women have a heavy influence if not… — Erik Qualman
I've read about 80 books a year for the past 50 years. I come from cultural breeding. I don't have a cellphone. When you spend… — Vaclav Smil
Im very comfortable with tweeting, I have a very active author Facebook page, I Skype book clubs all over the world. — Cathy Marie Buchanan
Joining a Facebook group about creative productivity is like buying a chair about jogging. — Merlin Mann
I take all the best parts of YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, and combine them into a whole new service called … YouTwit-face. — Mark Frost
Strategy is about out-thinking your competition. Mark Zuckerberg, while at Harvard, built a website called Facemash ‘for fun’. Even today, Facebook believe that ‘done is… — Max McKeown
We overvalue nonessentials like a nicer car or house, or even intangibles like the number of our followers on Twitter or the way we look… — Greg McKeown
What makes Facebook so great is the fact that you can make up absolutely random quotes and then attribute them to famous people. — Albert Einstein
There's a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. That's ridiculous. I don't need someone to change… — Jimmy Fallon
The greatest thing about Facebook is that you can quote anyone without actually getting it right and nobody will know the difference — George Washington
The audience has spoken, they want stories. They're dying for them. They're rooting for us to give them the right thing and they will talk… — Kevin Spacey
Yesterday morning Facebook was temporarily offline, leaving millions of workers unable to do anything except their jobs. — Jay Leno
The problem with a politician’s quote on Facebook is you don’t know whether or not they really said it. — Abraham Lincoln
Facebook has more than 1 billion members, which by population makes it the third largest country in the world—somewhere between India and the United States.… — Phil Cooke
Hopefully, I can put the pictures they take of me up on my Facebook. — Unknown Author
True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they've gotta match. — Erich Fromm
A new report found that Facebook has created more than 450,000 jobs. Unfortunately, photos posted on Facebook have ended 550,000 jobs. — Jimmy Fallon
The problem with letting kids on Facebook is that they'll learn all kinds of false quotations. — Thomas Jefferson
He who laughs last, thinks slowest. — Larry the Cable Guy
Introverts don't like small talk conversation, but they typically don't mind writing. The more people can "see" you on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, or a blog,… — Thom S. Rainer

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