Facebook Quotes

2879 quotes by 816 authors

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. — Dan Castellaneta
You can't invent Google, Facebook or the iPod unless you've mastered the basics, are willing to put in long hours and can pick yourself up… — Amy Chua
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. — Frank A. Clark
I don't tweet, I don't go on Facebook. I think there's too much information about all of us out there. I'm liking the idea of… — George Clooney
I feel like I'm part of a generation of people who are stuck in the past and are really self-absorbed. I mean, we're actually taking… — Diablo Cody
Love is, above all, the gift of oneself. — Jean Anouilh
I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade. — George Carlin
If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side? — George Carlin
If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one — George Gobel
When you're happy you enjoy the music, but when you're sad you understand the lyrics. — Frank Ocean
I like Facebook. There many of my quotes will be known — Salvador Dali
Apple is our mentor, Facebook is our enemy. — Dick Costolo
Arguments out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable. — Joseph Addison
With the advent of Twitter and Facebook and other social networking sites, genuine privacy can only be found by renting a private villa for a… — Robert Powell
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. — Jay McInerney
It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that. — Andy Borowitz
We've Tweeted him, we've stalked him [on] Facebook. We thought because he was so into volleyball he would have got back to us. But no… — April Ross
My two daughters live on Facebook, and social media is their mode of communication. — Tony Goldwyn
I'm not a facebook status you don't have to like me. — Wiz Khalifa
My take away here is to not make assumptions when analyzing data. It might be safe to assume you Facebook page will produce more results… — Charles Caleb Colton

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