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- I don't know about them, but I sure am. I'm out for revenge.
- When the wine is in, the wit is out.
- What's the point of having shimmery feet?
- I know it's going to be just magical, and almost certainly going to be over quickly - on playing Sharapova.
- My God, don't shoot !
- Ich kann nicht mehr (I can do no more).
- The customer is never wrong.
- Why should i go to his funeral? He ain't comming to mine.
- There's nothing on it worthwhile, and we're not going to watch it in this household, and I don't want it in your intellectual diet.
- It's just like Eddie Sharkey told me along time ago...GET THE MONEY!
- NO NO NO!! FIVE! FIVE!
- I am Alberto Del Rio, but you already knew that.
- No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband and I know he can be trusted.
- We have a small, tight family. I left home at a young age and the best thing for me was to go home at Christmas-time…
- Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate.
- Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
- They were numerically outnumbered.
- Do you remember when we played in Spain in the Anglo-Italian Cup?
- Those who say they understand Chess, understand nothing
- One cannot say with words what music says without them.
- The aeroplane will never fly.
- Any slower and he'd be in reverse.
- To me, horses and freedom are synonymous.
- Is there any alternative to Rahul?
- Happiness is not in the having or being- it is in the doing.
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
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