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- It is not death therefore that is burdensome, but the fear of death.
- The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
- People think [baseball players] make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000.
- Doubt is the thing that'll kill you, the only thing, and it'll kill your friends, too.
- We see but in dreams the ideal.
- Under any system of society ... the family holds the future in its bosom.
- I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable.
- I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
- As a rule, the Government appoints its friends.
- The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
- First come, first served.
- Best friends listen to what you don't say.
- As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
- When somebody says, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you," it means they've got other things to do first.
- Data that is loved tends to survive.
- We are the environment.
- Never put off writing until you are better at it.
- Due to Multi-Tenancy our gross margin by over 70%.
- If you improve 1% a day, then in 100 days, guess what? You're 100% better.
- Learn to Control your emotions or they will control you,
- Never interrupt a lady when she is speaking to you, as if what you have to say is more important.
- Kyria Abrahams, former teen bride of a doomsday cult and seeker of salvation in slam poetry, tells the terribly funny story of her improbable life…
- Things may never be the same again...
- When you wear the mask, the mask becomes you.
- In death, hope is everlasting.
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