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- It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day.
- I often pay homeless people to come round and clean my car.
- It's a one-to-one dialogue. You open your mouth and you're talking to 6 million people.
- Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the English language, especially the spoken and written word
- And he nipped them in the bud, right at the end
- So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children?
- The Rolling Stones suffered a great loss with the death of Ian Stewart, the man who had for so many years played piano quietly and…
- My second hit was a flop.
- A week is a long time in politics, and three weeks is twice as long.
- Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.
- I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife.
- We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.
- Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there.
- Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.
- I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food, which they take for granted -…
- Hide your gold, your faith and the reason of you journey.
- Without faith we count down the days to death, with it we count up the days till happiness
- I was once that which you are, and what I am you will also be.
- The angels stand between us and God, but they are translucent, even transparent, and they beckon us to penetrate their luminosity.
- Those Europeans, they know how to negotiate.
- I look at the NBA as a football game without the helmet.
- On the seemingly one-sided relationship between Michael Jordan and his shoe sponsors Nike- The company should change its name to Mike.
- The way my team are doing, we could get Wilt Chamberlain in a trade and find out that he's really two midgets Scotch-taped together.
- We told Stanley Roberts to go on a water diet, and Lake Superior disappeared. Pat Williams When Xavier McDaniel plays against Orlando Wooldridge, it's a…
- Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject.
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