"Oh, so they have internet on computers now!" — Dan Castellaneta

"Oh, so they have internet on computers now!"

— Dan Castellaneta

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45 Quotes by Dan Castellaneta

Dan Castellaneta has 45 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired…
There is no strong beer, just weak men
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such…
Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a…
After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have…
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my…
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the…
I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as…
The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions…

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More Computers Quotes

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I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. — Isaac Asimov
Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely… — Isaac Asimov
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim… — Isaac Asimov
One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.' — Norman Ralph Augustine
Man, I don't want to have nothing to do with computers. I don't want the government in my business. — Erykah Badu
Electronic aids, particularly domestic computers, will help the inner migration, the opting out of reality. Reality is no longer going… — J. G. Ballard
The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. — Dave Barry
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. — Dave Barry
To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your… — Dave Barry
A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed… — Daniel J. Boorstin
I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car,… — Elayne Boosler
I'm a Luddite with computers, and I'm slightly worried about being hacked as well. — Jo Brand

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