"The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future……" — Dave Barry
"The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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More Chat Quotes
This quote is filed under Chat Quotes,
one of 227 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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When I was doing Bean more than I've done him in the last few years, I did strange things -…
— Rowan Atkinson
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Sometimes when I write lyrics there are images in them, usually on a quite simplistic level, like colors. But most…
— Bjork
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If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point…
— Lewis Black
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I'm not really a cutter-off sort of person. I'll chat to anybody.
— Frank Bruno
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Too much agreement kills the chat.
— John Jay Chapman
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I feel comfortable in Spanish, I chat like a parrot, but I don't have the confidence in Spanish that I…
— Sandra Cisneros
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Too much agreement kills a chat.
— Eldridge Cleaver
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As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange…
— Henry Winkler
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Every highly successful person is a maniac on a mission. Too much agreement kills a chat
— Eldridge Cleaver
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Now, by the world, it is a lusty wench; I love her ten times more than e'er I did: O,…
— William Shakespeare
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Although wine when it is read somewhat lacks the savour of wine when it is drunk, wine remains a very…
— William Blake
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At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?
— Karl Pilkington
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