"At what point is a wasp ever going……" — Karl Pilkington
"At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?"
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176 Quotes by Karl Pilkington
Karl Pilkington has 176 quotes on this site.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph…
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse…
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That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is…
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not…
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a…
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How would I know which one I was?
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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When I was doing Bean more than I've done him in the last few years, I did strange things -…
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The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.
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Sometimes when I write lyrics there are images in them, usually on a quite simplistic level, like colors. But most…
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If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point…
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I'm not really a cutter-off sort of person. I'll chat to anybody.
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Too much agreement kills the chat.
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I feel comfortable in Spanish, I chat like a parrot, but I don't have the confidence in Spanish that I…
— Sandra Cisneros
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Too much agreement kills a chat.
— Eldridge Cleaver
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As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange…
— Henry Winkler
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Every highly successful person is a maniac on a mission. Too much agreement kills a chat
— Eldridge Cleaver
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Now, by the world, it is a lusty wench; I love her ten times more than e'er I did: O,…
— William Shakespeare
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Although wine when it is read somewhat lacks the savour of wine when it is drunk, wine remains a very…
— William Blake
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