"Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees……" — Dave Barry
"Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.
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More Combines Quotes
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When you work on something that combines both the spectacular and the relatable, the hyperreal and the real, it suddenly…
— J. J. Abrams
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Baseball is beautiful....the supreme performing art. It combines in perfect harmony the magnificent features of ballet, drama, art, and ingenuity.
— Bowie Kuhn
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
— P.J. O'Rourke
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Memory is the keyword which combines past with present, past and future.
— Elie Wiesel
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Every farewell combines loss and new freedom.
— Mason Cooley
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Communism forgets that life is individual. Capitalism forgets that life is social, and the kingdom of brotherhood is found neither…
— Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Genius is that energy which collects, combines, amplifies, and animates.
— Samuel Johnson
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The whole language of nature informs us, that in animated beings there is something above our powers of investigation; something…
— Humphry Davy
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Ladies and Gentlemen this fellow combines the classic stylings of a 1950's robot with the dynamic flair of a 1970's…
— Conan O'Brien
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I think the best type of action movie combines a love story with the action.
— Morris Chestnut
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Carver's best book yet! FROM A CHANGELING STAR combines deft characterization and fascinating extrapolation into a complex, compulsively readable thriller.…
— Unknown Author
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For me, filmmaking combines everything. That's the reason I've made cinema my life's work. In films, painting and literature, theatre…
— Akira Kurosawa
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