Computers Quotes

764 quotes by 542 authors

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. — Isaac Asimov
Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest. — Isaac Asimov
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men. — Isaac Asimov
One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.' — Norman Ralph Augustine
Man, I don't want to have nothing to do with computers. I don't want the government in my business. — Erykah Badu
Electronic aids, particularly domestic computers, will help the inner migration, the opting out of reality. Reality is no longer going to be the stuff out… — J. G. Ballard
The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. — Dave Barry
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. — Dave Barry
To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life. — Dave Barry
A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you. — Daniel J. Boorstin
I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit… — Elayne Boosler
I'm a Luddite with computers, and I'm slightly worried about being hacked as well. — Jo Brand
In Hollywood, they think drawn animation doesn't work anymore, computers are the way. They forget that the reason computers are the way is that Pixar… — Tim Burton
I'm not really gadget oriented. I'm not into technology or computers. I'm not good at interfacing with that sort of gear. — Nicolas Cage
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. — Joseph Campbell
I don't know anything about computers. — Adam Carolla
Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing... you are talking about the Internet, you are talking about cell phones,… — Jimmy Carter
Don't try to be like Jackie. There is only one Jackie. Study computers instead. — Jackie Chan
The internet could be a very positive step towards education, organisation and participation in a meaningful society. — Noam Chomsky
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software. — Arthur C. Clarke

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