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Computers Quotes by Dave Barry
- The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.
- I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
- To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
- Computers are getting smarter all the time. Scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (And by 'they', I mean…
- Back then, the entire Internet consisted of two slow, boxcar-sized UNIVAC computers about 50 feet apart, connected by a wire. It would take one of…
- The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even…
- Without computers, the government would be unable to function at the level of effectiveness and efficiency that we have come to expect. . . .…
- Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually…
- There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece.
- And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople get ahead by using their MacIntosh computers to create the ultimate American business product: a…
- If Charles Lindbergh, flying with no instruments other than a bologna sandwich, managed to cross the Atlantic and land safely on a runway completely covered…
- A computer makes it possible to do, in half an hour, tasks which were completely unnecessary to do before
- A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages
More Computers Quotes
- All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are… — Isaac Asimov
- A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you. — Daniel J. Boorstin
- I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. — Isaac Asimov
- One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.' — Norman Ralph Augustine
- Electronic aids, particularly domestic computers, will help the inner migration, the opting out of reality. Reality is no longer going to be… — J. G. Ballard
- To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life. — Dave Barry
- There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home. — Ken Olsen
- The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. — Edsger Dijkstra